I like Mittens
Theres this one manager at work who I see very rarely, however when I do see her she always manages to make snide patronising comments about me.
*It was winter i was wearing my mittens on a string.*
“Aww bless look at her with her mittens, no-one over the age of 3 has mittens nowadays”
Whats your issue with my mittens?
Yes theyre on a string.
Yes most people had them when they were 3.
How often do you loose your gloves?
I never loose mine.
I like them.
NEXT
*My flat mate and I had customised some t-shirts and mine said ‘Jennie Read loves Indie Boys*
“Aww bless, she had to write her name on her t-shirt just incase she forgot it”
Just because you have no sense of creativity.
Im clearly not a retard.
FINALLY
*On the subject of me leaving, as if it was a secret, and something happening at work*
“Well not that Jennie cares, seen as though shes deserting us.”
You dont even like me.
Why are you acting like you care.
Your right I dont care.
Are you trying to piss me off even more than you already have.
Go back to your bridge you troll.
RANT OVER
XOXO